even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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