hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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