her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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