I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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