she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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