that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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