i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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