I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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