Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
The ass gains better be worth it
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