I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
