is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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