So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
