I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
The air was thick with penises
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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