what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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