is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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