The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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