we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
