Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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