You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
