That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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