so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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