Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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