sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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