last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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