the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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