Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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