Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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