We're facebook friends in real life
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
