How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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