I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Come share oat with me in your robe
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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