You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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