Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
This show inspires me to have sex in space
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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