It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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