Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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