why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
