i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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