Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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