no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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