He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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