CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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