I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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