he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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