But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
its liver damage thursday
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