You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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