Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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