dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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