So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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