why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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