Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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