Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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