Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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