Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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