is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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