some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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