This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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